"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Start at the beginning and when you get to the end…stop
So today i started Jillian Michaels 30 day shred yet again.
I did it 2 years ago and was in purty darn good shape. But i looked at my old measurements, and at my new ones and decided, its time to get my saggy ass in gear!
I hate how inconsistent I am!- I will work really hard and eat only healthy foods to get where I am relatively happy with my figure, I feel all sassy and stuff- then decide to reward myself by gaining it all back. Of course the gain is alot faster than the loss- which is incredibly annoying!
So anyways, I started back with Mein Führer Jillian, and i think i could fill a lake with my sweat!- the woman is a total nutbag- but gets insane results! I mean I was going to hire someone to come to my house and berate me all bootcamp drill sergeant style but that gets pricey, I can hear the same thing with a pinch of encouragement from Jillian for the low one time payment of 9.99 lol
Today my daughter Temperance decided to workout with me- within 2 minutes she was telling me how tired she was and how badly she needed a drink- she walked in the kitchen saying ”mommy you is really strong, i cant do dis anymoooore”- Hope I can keep it up, i mean i dont want to let my 3 year old down and all.
…I just dont understand.. i proof read this and all i can picture in my head is this:
enjoy!
Thats why I always ring the bell instead
Killian: knock knock
Tempe: who's there?
Killian: fruit
Tempe: come in
Killian: no you say fruit who
Tempe: oh ok do it again
Killian: knock knock
Tempe: who's there?
Killian: fruit
Tempe: doors open
Killian: forget it
FREE COMIC BOOK DAY! Everyone should go and check their local comic book store to see if they are participating in free comic book day! It occurs every year on May 5th- This is a picture of my spoils from this mornings trip to our local comic vendor!
Spend some money while you’re there- Support the artist and the shops! I have a stack of free comic and a stack of purchased almost as large! ITS A GREAT DAY TO BE A NERD!
Hurry up and get yours before they dissappear, supplies are limited and when its gone its gone!
Currently my new obsession
Samples from the talented Mrs. Amelia of Pumpernickel Photography
(Source: facebook.com)
Live in the Birmingham Alabama area? Need pictures? Look no further!
Pumpernickel Photography is a fantastic mom run business! Support art, photography, local businesses and of course help support moms!
Really! Now I have to do well on my exam!- THANKS JULIE (this picture made my day!)
Conversatin' while Vidya gamin'
Me: We need to have more interesting conversations
Husband: Why?
Me: I havent posted on my blog in a while
Husband: so your using me for material?
Me: pretty much
Husband: I'm playing a game though
Me: still we can talk
Husband: I just died! I blame you! Good thing this is a game wouldnt you feel horrible?
Me: wouldnt i feel horrible? If it was in real life?
Husband: Exactly
Me: yes, if you were really assassinated by a renaissance woman because you were having a conversation with me, i infact would feel bad in real life.
Husband: Well you should
Me: and thank you
husband: For what?
Me: My new blog material
To Podcast or not to Podcast that is the question
So I have recently been asked to co-host a pod cast show… apparently people think I am funny… I dont know where people come up with this stuff, I am lame and boring, i am after all married to David lol!
See here is my delima, people think I’m funny which I wont lie, I love that I can make people laugh, laughter is the best ever, but I cant be funny whe I HAVE to be, I am only funny when I am being me, and infront of a camera I dont know how funny this lady will be- should I co-host or not. Or should I just talk into a microphone without a camera and pretend everyone is naked… people are funny naked.. especially you, dude you might want to get that checked.. that right there… no, over there by that thing…you know what I mean…and it doesnt look benign!
What should I do…I need help if you are reading this post a response, even you- no I dont like you much, and you opinion kind of sucks, but I want to hear it anyways- maybe you suck less today than every other day!
Short not sweet
I had a HUGE rant planned but instead of boring everyone with details they care nothing about (I know I couldnt care less if i were you) I will simplify it by saying i hate people!
.end rant
